DEPARTMENT OF THE TEASURY
INFERNAL REVENUE SERVICEDIVISION OF INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIP
CONTROL AND REDUCTIONYou have got to be kidding!
Surely, you didn't suppose after all these years that the IRS is there to help you? What planet are you living on?
Lies, deception, and intrustive questions - that's what we are about. For answers, try elsewhere. ("Where?" - sorry, that would need an answer. Go figure it out yourself.)
So just use a calculator, like we showed you in government school - but if you get it wrong, prepare to mortgage your firstborn. Have a nice day.